Carson: Ok, hey Mom, how many diapers have you changed?
Mom: I have been changing diapers for over 6 years straight, so thousands.
Carson: How many diapers has Dad changed?
Mom: Some Carson: When I am married, my wife won't have to change any. I will change all the diapers. My wife can cook and take pictures and scrapbook. I will be the best husband.
Mom: That is very nice. You are going to make a wonderful husband someday!