Cooper: Hey Mom, Mommmmm, oh Mom
Mom: Yeah Cooper
Cooper: Mom, why are the Joker and Two Face always trying to kill Batman?
Mom: I think they are just really cranky people and not very nice.
Cooper: Why are they cranky?
Mom: I don't know, maybe because they don't eat their veggies.
Cooper: Oh, that makes sense. That is why Carson is always cranky. He doesn't eat his veggies. I eat my veggies and I'm not cranky.
Mom: Is that right? Interesting idea buddy.
Cooper: Yeah, I think Carson is good friends with the Joker and Two Face.