A Conversation with Cooper

Cooper: Hey Mom, Mommmmm, oh Mom

Mom: Yeah Cooper

Cooper: Mom, why are the Joker and Two Face always trying to kill Batman?

Mom: I think they are just really cranky people and not very nice.

Cooper: Why are they cranky?

Mom: I don't know, maybe because they don't eat their veggies.

Cooper: Oh, that makes sense. That is why Carson is always cranky. He doesn't eat his veggies. I eat my veggies and I'm not cranky.

Mom: Is that right? Interesting idea buddy.

Cooper: Yeah, I think Carson is good friends with the Joker and Two Face.