Cooper: Mom, can I watch "Batman and Robin" the one with Poison Ivy?
Mom: Yeah, let me find it.
Cooper: Mom, do you know why I like Poison Ivy?
Mom: No, why?
Cooper: Because she is pretty.
Cooper: Yeah, she is so pretty!
Mom: What about Princess Tiana? Who do you like more?
Cooper: They are both pretty. I love them both. Mom, Can I have 2 girlfriends?
(Oh no, we are in trouble!)